Monkeys And My Mother

My mom visited this weekend. We ate some delicious local food, saw some beautiful architecture and historical buildings, and watched helplessly as a monkey at the zoo jerked off to completion while staring directly at us. 'Twas quite the visit.

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I Had To Flee The Country. Sort Of.

I went to a foreign country. I walked around some historic stuff. And then I went to a mall. Why did I go to a mall? Because I'm an American. That's why I went to a mall. 

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I'm Changing My Name To Leopold

The Leopold Museum, a beautiful building in the Museumsquartier that houses one of the largest collections of modern Austrian art. 

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The Biggest Thing To Do In Vienna

A visit to Vienna is not complete without seeing St. Stephen's Cathedral. It's called "Austria's Gem". (I don't think it's really called that.)

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